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Are you getting gay married? Are you broke like me? Are you in West Texas or the Panhandle? Then maybe consider me for your officiant! I shall do it for free if the answer to 2/3 of those questions is yes! For all others, like gas money maybe? A set of D&D dice? I dunno.
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Flying Spaghetti Monster
I am an ordained minister of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Upon request I will wear my colander.
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You may now... Kiss Kiss Fall in Love!
Will make anime, video game, or other media references upon request.
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Meet Me (Respectfully) in the Pit
If you have relatives that keep overstepping bounds I am more than happy to be you wedding doula. I own a sword.
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